I tried balancing cold semi-sweet chocolate morsels on a salty cracker and was rewarded with the perfect quench for my salty/sweet craving. Cost calculator? Both items were free thanks to my roommate and the gratuitous back of the freezer. (Health factor = bad.)
Conversation with self:
-Which do you prefer, salty or sweet? For instance, if you had to choose one over the other to eat for the rest of your life?
-Well in that case, how come when luck goes your way you don’t exclaim, “Saaalty!!”
-I don’t know. Should I?