Best Low-Budget Salty & Sweet

I tried balancing cold semi-sweet chocolate morsels on a salty cracker and was rewarded with the perfect quench for my salty/sweet craving.  Cost calculator?  Both items were free thanks to my roommate and the gratuitous back of the freezer.  (Health factor = bad.)

Conversation with self:
-Which do you prefer, salty or sweet? For instance, if you had to choose one over the other to eat for the rest of your life?
-Salty, probably.
-Well in that case, how come when luck goes your way you don’t exclaim, “Saaalty!!”
-I don’t know. Should I?